Wednesday, December 2, 2009

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RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Faqat Usay Bhoolane Ko

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:52 AM PST

Buhat Si Kitabein
Buhat Si CDs Aur Cassetes
Buhat Si Betuki Oppointments
Doston se Phone Par Lambi Taweel Guftugu
Yah Phir Uljhi Rahon Par Chalte
Yonhi Waqat Bitana
Be Simat Raston Par Bewajah Khaak Urana
Yah Phir Net Ke Uljhawon Mein
Be Tarah Khud Ko Uljhana
Baat Be Baat Hansne Ke Bahanay
Buhat Hain Khush
Duniya Ko Dikhane Ko
Kitne Bahane Dhoondta Hai Dil
Faqat Usay Bhoolane Ko.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Break Up SMS / Shairy - Zinda Rehna Seekh Raha Hon

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 09:31 AM PST

Tanha Rehna Seekh Raha Hon
Mar K Jeena Seekh Raha Hon

Maang K Pana Seekh liya Hai
Paa K Khona Seekh Raha Hon

Sabar ko Apni Raah Bana Kar
Kanch Pe Chalna Seekh Raha Hon

Phirty Phirty Sehra Sehra
Piyas ko Peena Seekh Raha Hon

Jeene K Hain Ajeeb Taqazay
Zinda Rehna Seekh Raha Hon.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Naya 2 ka Pahara

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:36 AM PST

2 Aikum 2
Zardari Cheeni Do

2 Dooni 4
Sub Tumse Bezaar

2 Tiya 6
Sheytan k Bachy

2 Choky 8
Sub Kuch Kar Diya Barbad

2 Panjey 10
Ab Tu karle Bus

2 Chikay 12
Ab tu Mat Aana Dobara

2 Satay 14
Mulk ka Kar diya Soda

2 Athey 16
Mulk ka Bacha Bacha Bola

2 Neem 18
Pecha Chor de Hamara

2 Dahaya 20
Ab Tu Chala ja Khabees.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Wo Jo Basa hai Dil Mai

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:24 AM PST

Wo Jo Basa hai Dil Mai Usay btaon kaise,
Darr Bhi lagta hai Zamane se Chupaon Kaise.

Wo to Panchi hai Urr Jaye ga,
Main khud ko Uske Peechay Urraon Kaise.

Main to Uske liye Dunya He Chor Don,
Is se Ziyada main Toot k Usay Chahon Kaise.

Dil hai jo Us ko Apna Maanta hai,
Is dil-e-nadan ko main Samjhaon Kaise.

Wo Mere Dil par Hukumrani Karta hai,
Uske alawa Main Kisi or ko Dil main Basaon Kaise.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Decent SMS Jokes - Body Parts Tells How To Live

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:14 AM PST

2 Eyes & 1 Tongue:
Which Means We need to Look Twice & Talk Once.

2 Ears & 1 Mouth:
So We need to Listen more than We Talk.

2 Hands & 1 Stomach:
So We need to Work Twice as much as We Eat.

2 Major Brain Parts(Left & Right) & 1 Heart:
So We can Think Twice, But Love Only Once.

Amazing How Our Body Parts Remind Us How To Live.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Si Cheez Impress Karti Hai

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 08:08 AM PST

Select Any Number then Tell You.
Aap k Chehre ki Kon Si Cheez dosron ko Impress Karti hai.
02
12
22
32
42
52
62
72
82
92

Answers:

02= Ankhain
12= Sadgi
22= Smile
32= Lips
42= Chick
52= Ghussa
62= Haya
72= Behti Naak
82= Kaminapan
92= Masoomiat....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 07:49 AM PST

"Nanhay Chor Ki Kahani"

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Ek dafa ka Zikar hai Kisi Gaon me ek Ghareeb Khandan rehta tha Un k yahan ek Chor Paida hua, Pehly wo Choti Choti Choriyan karta tha, Phir Dakay Dalny Shuru kiye Phr.

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Aur Aaj Woh Ek mulk Ka Sadar Hai. :-)

The End....Read More SMS/Jokes

Smile SMS - Ek Pyari Si Smile Chahiye

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 03:22 AM PST

"Thak Thak"

Open The Door!

Kon?


Main


Main Kon?


Main SMS

Kya Chahiye?

Aap K Chehry Per Ek Pyari Si
*(SMILE)* :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Eid Mubarak SMS - Khuda ki Qasam EID Khatam

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 03:12 AM PST

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> Arz
_/'/_ Kya hai.


Dunya Ne Kiye Bohut Zulm-o-Sitam.


Wah Wah Wah.

Dunya Ne Kiye Bohut Zulm-o-Sitam.

Khuda ki Qasam EID Khatam. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Sardi ki Pehli Baarish

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 02:50 AM PST

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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