Thursday, December 3, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Mazahiya Shayari - Moot Le Gali Sonsan Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 05:09 AM PST

Is Gazal ka Unwan Hai

"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Tabiyat Mai Ajab 1 Uljhan hy
Mushkil mai Teri ye jaan hy
Samjh k tu Ek Pathan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

1 Katra b na Chorna
Laga de jitni b jaan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Teri Dhaar Mai kia jaan hy
Teri Dhaar ki kia Shaan hy
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"

Tere Gird Adam na Adamzaad hai,
Mouqe se utha le faida,
Warna tera apna hi Nuqsan hai
"MOOT LE, GALI SUNSAN HAI"....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Degrees Of Girls!

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 04:51 AM PST

Degrees Of Girls!
Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi Degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Meri Attractive Quality

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 03:48 AM PST

Must Reply!

Is DUNYA Mai har Ek k Paas Ek Attractive Quality Hai.

Jiski Wajah se Samnay waly ka Us se Baat Karny ko Dil Chahta Hai.



Meri Aesi Koi Quality Mujhe Bataen agar Mujh Main Hai.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - I Wanna Say Just 3 Words

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:52 AM PST

If I've hurt you any time Anywhere.
If my SMS is disturbing you.
Then seriously
I wanna say just 3 Words.

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"I WILL CONTINUE"


KARLO JO KARNA HAI. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Laila: Tum Majnu Ho?

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:33 AM PST

Laila ne Majnu ko Ek Darakht k Peechy Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Haan

Phir Usko Deevar k Peechey Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Haan

Phir Usko ek Darwaze k Peechay Dekha
Aur Pucha Tum Majnu ho?
Majnu: Abey Haan! Ab Mootne De gi Ya Nahi? :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

English Funny SMS - The Eternal Truth

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 01:00 AM PST

The Eternal Truth:


The Eternal Man: Do you Love me just Because my Father Left Me a Fortune?

The Eternal Woman: No silly boy!

I'd Love you no Matter Who Left you the Money. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes - Stop Barking Dog in Backyard

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:18 PM PST

Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our Backyard?

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Banta: That's Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Cool Morning Breeze

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:13 PM PST

Cool Morning Breeze
And
Pearly Dew Drops,

Waving Green Leaves
And
Flowers Blossom,

All Bring Joy and Say,
To Start a
Happy New Day

Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:01 PM PST

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar


Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

(\./)
/.".) "^---- ,,
\,,/"( , _ ,_  ; )
      //       // '
....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Aurat ki Woh Konsi Cheez

Posted: 02 Dec 2009 11:00 PM PST

Mushkil Sawal:

Aurat ki Woh Konsi Cheez hai Jisey Saari Dunya Dekh Sakti hai.

Magar Uska Husband Nahi Dekh Sakta.

It is challenge For You.
Lazmi Jawab dena.....Read More SMS/Jokes
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