Friday, December 4, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Smile SMS - Sary Kam Ulte Hote Hain

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:06 PM PST

Waise To Aap k Sarey Kam Ulte Hote Hain.


Sirf Ek Mobile Hi Seedha Pakarte Ho.


Aaj Mobile Bhi Ulta Pakar Kar Dekho oR Ye Purho


(-:6u!¡!ws d33>¡....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Meezan Main Achi Lagti Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:01 PM PST

Tu Door Hai par Teri Yaadein Achi Lagti Hai

Mujhe Teri Pyar Bhari Baaten Achi Lagti Hai

Par un Sab ki Maa ki Aankh

Jinko

HAR CHEEZ MEEZAN ME ACHI LAGTI HAI.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Rony Se Badal Jaty Halaat

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 11:00 PM PST

Ronay Se Badal Jatey Agar Halaat Faraz,


To Aaj Duniya Main Hum Bhi Khush Naseeb Hotay!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Welcome the Fresh Year

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:58 PM PST

Lets Welcome the Year Which is Fresh and New,


Lets Cherish each Moment it Beholds,


Lets Celebrate this Blissful New year. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Text Insults - Naam Dubo Dya School Ka

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:53 PM PST

What Is The Sum Of 1+1?

?
?
?
?

Sharam Karo Stupid

Iska Jawab Bhi Dhond Rahy Ho.

Naam Dubo Dya School Ka Bewakoof.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Reply Me SMS - Kon Ziyada Dard Deta Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:41 PM PST

Duniya Main Kon Si Cheez Sab Se Ziada DARD Deti hai?

1.Khawab
2.Love
3.Judai
4.Bebasi
5.Ghreebi
6.Dhoka
7.Jhoot
8.Zakham
9.Moat
10.Bewfai

Select anyone With reason.
Reply.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Paad K Naam Sweet Poem

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:31 PM PST

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo Maray wo Fresh,
Jo Songhay wo Crash,
Kabi Aawaz kabi be awaz hota hai,
Mgr Badbu apni hr su pehlata hai,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar niklta hai,
Ktna surela hota ha kabi to lambi Seeti b Bajata hai,
Kabi akelay men kabi Mehfil men nikal jata hai,
Akelay ke tou khair hai Magar Mehfil men Tanha Kar jata hai,
Kabi to Aisa Sarrata hai k Naak k baal jala dayta hai,
Aur kabi Dosto ke tarha hawa main he ghul mil jata hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Bahar Kutta Khara Hai

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:28 PM PST

1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:

Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?

Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun

Wife: To jao na.

Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sad Poetry SMS - Un K Bina Kese Ji Payenge

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:27 PM PST

Wo Kehte Hain k
Agar Naseeb Hoga Mera To Hum Unhe Zaroor Paayenge,


Hum Puchte Hain Unse
Agar Hum Bad'Naseeb Huay To Un K Bina Kaise Jee Paayenge!....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Height Of Beghairti

Posted: 03 Dec 2009 10:25 PM PST

True Bayghairti is:


To arrive home late at Night,


Cigarette in hand,


Mom waiting 4 u With a

JHAROO in her hand & u ask:



"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"....Read More SMS/Jokes
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