Wednesday, December 9, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:35 AM PST

Us Se Kehna K Aaj Main Bohat Khush Hon Faraz...

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Pichli Sardiyon Ki Jacket Nikaali To Jaib Se 100 Rupay Nikle. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Ab k Baras Kuch Aisa Karna

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:30 AM PST

Ab k Baras Kuch Aisa Karna:

Apny Pichly Bara Maah k
Dukh Sukh ka Andaza karna.

Saadah Sa ek Kaghaz Le Kar.
Bhoolay Basry Pal Likh Lena.

Pehar us Bethy ek ek Pal Ka.
Ek ek Morr ka Ahaata Karna.

Sari Subhain Hazir Rakhna.
Sari Shamain Paas Bulana.

Or ilawa ain k Dekho!
Sary Mausam Dehan main Rakhna.

Ek ek Yaad guman main Rakhna.
Pehar muhtat Qayas lagana.

Gar tu Khushyan bar Jatin hain.
Or Agar Ghum bar Jain to.

Mat Baikar Takleef Karna.
Meri Khushyan Tum Le Lena.

Mujhko Apny Gham De Dena.
Ab k baras kuch aisa karna.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Tumne Iqrar Manga Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:26 AM PST

"TUM NE IQRAR MANGA HAI"

TO SUNO....

DIL k Sachy Jazbe
Izhar k Mohtaaj Nahi Hoty

Ye wo Jazby hain jo Jugno ban kar
Aankhon main Chamakty hain

Honton k Garam Ghoshon main Reh kar
Dil main Bastay hain

Tum mujh main isi tarhan samaye howe ho
K jese

Taaron main Chamak, Titli main Rang
Mera rishta atoot hai

Jismon Jaan ka hai
Jo jura Rahy to Zindagi aur Toot Jaye to mout.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Good Morning SMS - Wish You Good Morning

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:24 AM PST

M-ake the most of it
O-pen your Heart and mind
R-emember to thank God
N-ever Frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry
G-ood Morning

Wish you Have Nice Day
&
of Course Good Morning.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:23 AM PST

Child: Papa Main Apni shadi Main Bhi Heejray Nachwaunga,

Jis Tarah Aapki Shadi Main Naachy Thay.



Papa: Begairat Insan!

Woh Teri Phuphiyan thin. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Mazahiya Shayari - Multipoet Shayari Arz Hai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 07:05 AM PST

Multipoet Shayari Arz Hai:

Faraz Yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Tujhay Party mei Bula k dekh liya,

Mout bhe hum se Door Bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k neechey bhi aa k Dekh liya,

Martay Nahi ye JARASIM-E-ISHQ Sagar,
Safeguard se bhe Naha k Dekh liya,

Koi Sunta nahe FARYAD-E-GHALIB,
Radio pe bhe Gaa k Dekh liya,

DIL ka pata Nahi Chalta WASI,
X-RAY Bhe karwa k Dekh liya.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Real Spirit of Christmas

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:40 AM PST

Christmas is not a Time nor a Season,

But a State of Mind.

To Cherish Peace and Goodwill,

To be Plenteous in Mercy,

Is to have the Real Spirit of Christmas.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Christmas Day SMS - Not Only for Christmas

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:30 AM PST

Somehow, Not Only for Christmas,
But all the Long Year through,

The Joy that you Give to Others,
Is the Joy that Comes Back to You.

And the More you Spend in Blessing,
The Poor and Lonely and Sad,

The More of Your Heart's Possessing,
Returns to you glad.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Pathan Jokes - Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:19 AM PST

Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"


Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:

"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Best Error Message of Century

Posted: 09 Dec 2009 06:15 AM PST

Best Error Message of Century!!!


An Error Shown by a Computer:



No Keyboard Connected,

Press F1 To Continue. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes
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