Monday, December 7, 2009

RSS Feed of Funny SMS

RSS Feed of Funny SMS


Mazahiya Shayari - Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tumse

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 05:33 AM PST

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Faraz Ahmed Shairy - Faraz ka Pan, Labon ki Shaan

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:55 AM PST

Kaise Karyga Tu meri Chahat ka Andaza.

1 Paan Mix Patti Chona kam or Khatha Ziyada.

This Msg is Brought to you by

FARAZ Paan Wala

(Faraz ka Pan, Labon ki Shaan)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS - Izzat Ko Daagh Laga Diya

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:54 AM PST

Bilawal to Zardari: DAD! Aapki Harkaton Ne to Khandaan ki Izzat par Daagh Laga Diya.



Zardari: Ha ha ha! Beta Daagh to chala jayega.


Par ye waqt Phir nahi Aayega. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - America Jana Chahta Hon

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:51 AM PST

1 Aadmi Baba G Se: Baba g Amrica jana Chahta hon magar kam nahi ban raha.


Baba G: Rozana suraj niklny k bad 300 bar "Al-Qaida" parha karo.



America waly khud Aakr Le Jaingy.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Riddle & Puzzle SMS - Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:27 AM PST

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Silly Quotes SMS - Funny But True Fact

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 03:27 AM PST

Funny but True Fact:
A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,

A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!

What do u say?....Read More SMS/Jokes

Sardar Ji SMS - Acha Sa Kapra Dikha Do

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 02:12 AM PST

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.


SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?


Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,

Yahi pe Dikha Do.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Love SMS - Muhabbat Rooth Jaye To

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 02:08 AM PST

Muhabbat Rooth Jaye to
Usay Baanhon Main Lay Lena.

Bohat He Paas kar k Tum
Usay Jany Nahi Dena.

Woh Daman Bhi Churaye To
Usay Tum Qasam De Dena.

Dilon k Maamlon Main to
Khataaen ho He Jati Hain.

Magar Tum in Khataaon ko
Bahana Mat Bana Lena.

Muhabbat Rooth Jaye to
Usay Jaldi Mana Lena.....Read More SMS/Jokes

Urdu Funny SMS - Guess What is This?

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 01:09 AM PST

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Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

Cool Jokes - Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

Posted: 07 Dec 2009 12:00 AM PST

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

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